In 2976, newborn Cashua Johnson was banished from Jorgon V (population 78.9 B) on account of growing 297 feet tall in his first 3 weeks. He was the tallest hübot on Jorgon V by a good 18 feet and the government, scared shitless, unanimously voted to expel the rapscallion, sending him through time and space into our loving arms. In 1997 he landed in Fresh Kills Landfill, Staten Island, where he resided for four years, adopting the alias Trashua, until its closure in 2001. He has been at large ever since.
